Titus Sgt Cruise X Box Action Review

Overall Rating
 1 of 5

Price Paid:  $100.00 from The interweb

Summary:
Don't get me started about the frigan summary. the summary is sooo sweet this time, it's verry better than the first sgt cruise. your tom cruise and you like the ladies. tom's is always like "hey guess what?" and then he quickly and wittidly says "ladies". and than the big robot shell is like "oh jim" (he says jim instead of tom because he has this virus that Dr. Insane installed on him that make's him say jim instead of tom) so if the robot was to say "hey tom" he would really say "hey Jim". than tom goes to the planet Q34X. when he's there he meets this chick with seven (count them Seven) boobs! then after tom is done scoring with her, he goes out and kills the kid with the silver arm. the kid with the silver arm is the one that said that he would never try BooBerry but tom made him. and the big robot was like "hey Jim you really did make him eat BooBerry didnt you!" and that's where the game ends, but not before giving you a little foreshadowing for sgt. tom Cruise III.

Overall Rating
 2 of 5

Price Paid:  $39.00 from Sol's fish market

Summary:
Have u ever wanted to play as Tom Cruise dressed in a giant robot shell and run around shooting evil people dressed in giant robot shells while trying to save shelby's dance club from utter insanity with a crazy fresh idea about some kind of hamsters and gerbals running in little plastic balls, only to find out they dont even have any legs? Me either, so nows your chance! Even if you remotely have an urge to spray paint your left testicle green and run around k-mart screaming "give me some flim flam! Give me some flim flam!", then this is the gizza for you!