Acclaim BMX XXX X Box Sports Review

Lek Tomaos

Overall Rating
 1 of 5

Value Rating
 0 of 5

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1.00 of 5,
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Price Paid:  $4.00 from Blockbuster (rental)

Summary:
First of all, I have to say that this game is not good, the physics aren't realistic, the jokes aren't funny, and the gameplay is TERRIBLE. I think my cell phone has capability of producing something better than this, and guess what..... I DON'T EVEN OWN A FREAKING CELL PHONE!!!!!! Here's what I think happened: after a wild afternoon party full of booze, the lazy night custodian for the Acclaim Studios, who is up to his ears in the "happy sauce"
stumbles apon this idea and presents it to the company as a last chance to not be fired. The other guys who are also full of the "happy sauce" agreed and the next day it was zipped through the assembly line and thrown on the shelves. Originally Dave Mirra was suposed to be in this game, but he took his name off it and said it was because of the M rating, well I think it was because this game SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Overall Rating
 3 of 5

Summary:
I know someone who bought this game. I'm just putting this review as a "first impression" thing. I actually didnt play at all but was quite entertained watching it. Note I didn't see any nudity. I did see two dogs doing it though. The biggest thing this game has going for it is the humor in it, since some of the things are really funny; the game is loaded with sexual enuendos. This game is recommended for a rental or bargin bin buy because it wont last you but it is damn hilarous sometimes. A 3 rating means this aspect of the game is average, and wont satisfy a hardcore gamer.

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Price Paid:  $50.00 from Electronics Boutique

Summary:
I don't know what's wrong with the reviews given for this game, but they are all WRONG!!!!! I've never been a big fan of any BMX or skateboarding games except for this one. Just like you all, I was a little worried about this one. Luckily I found it for rent, I didn't think it would be anything great, but it ended up being one of the best and most fun game I've played in a long time. I can't express this enough, don't listen to the bad reviews and go out and buy this game or at the very least, give it a rent. PLEASE READ THE OTHER SECTIONS OF THIS REVIEW TO FIND OUT WHY!!!!! YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!!!!

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Price Paid:  $45.00 from Dvdempire.com

Summary:
This is the most fun I've had playing Xbox!! If you've been a fan of the Hawk series but are getting sick of it like me, BMX XXX is a perfect alternative. Notice how the previous reviewer couldn't give even a single example of why he didn't like this game! Think he even played it? Doubtful. I think its a very fun game to play and after a good 15 hours playing I'm still loving it. In short, its very lifelike, funny, and sexy game with alot of action.

Overall Rating
 1 of 5

Summary:
This game is terrible. My friend convinced me to try it even though I didn't really want to. I'm sorry I did. You have to be a complete loser to get any enjoyment out of seeing animated topless women or dogs getting it on and crap like that. What is this world coming to? As for the gameplay itself besides all of the crap: incredibly mediocre. Don't waste your money on a stupid game like this just because you want to see an animated woman's boobs! How sad. Oh, and I guess you can unlock a video of real strippers or something. Oooh, wowww! Get a life if you want to spend money just to see that!