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Zero Divide for PlayStation 1 Videos >>
Summary i mean look, the game looks balls so thats y im the first person to even attempt to review this game as it is sooo sHHHH@t. Common sense will tell you that no one had bothered to review the game because sadly no one had brought a copy, well i guess im the only unlucky one who brought it-i got ripped off i paid £10 for this balls after the assistant reassured me that the game is good. He told me to judge for myself. I responded: "how?" he said "Oh just look at the graphical images at the back of the game and you'll soon see how a great game this is." So i flipped the game over, and observed the spectacular robotic graphics. I was deeply impressed you know, as i was kinda into robots n stuff. So, this led me to another thing, and eventually i convinced myself that the game was good, even though i was reluctant to buy it at first. so as i went home with the game, slapped it in the PSX tray, I was astonished... AT how crap a game could be. how i regret listening tothat stupid assistants advice, i should've figured out earlier that he was trying to make money out of me. Sound The sound is as blockly as the graphics and music simply had no rhythmGameplay gameplay? what game play?i mean were the developers having a laugh or something the gameplay is rubbish-nothing in this field to actually test my skills(and I am very skillful) Let me tell you a secret-the producers and developers thought of the name for this game for a considerable amount of time- they could'nt figure out what to call it. they were all grouped in the room, sitting down on the floor(im still on about the developers and producers in case your lost) after deep thought, the atmosphere was gaspingly tense, and electically charged. Realising that the game had no hope to surpass its predessor, zero hope, they all began to stand up, with the atmosphere still compacted with power, some grinded their teeth and fists while others began to break their precious sticks and stones they had used to produce this game, the tension was was still all there, and then suddenly an unknown producer blurted out the name he shall call the game- "ZERO DIVIDE". after this, the magic spark of the atmosphere was all gone, things started to calm down, everyone was discussing how good the name was. but one curious person asked the person who name this game "what was your reason behind naming this game "ZERO DIVIDE" he replied "dont u get it? you surely and worryingly need to get back to school, cos if you knew your maths, you would've known that ZERO divided by any number would ultimately be ZERO! So i linked this fact to the game meaning that the chances of this game actually selling a single copy is ... yep, you guessed it-ZERO. the director had overheard this conversation and was so impressed with his good idea naming the game zero divide, he congratualated him, branding him genius, "your absolutely brilliant he said". Would you like to Comment? Join VideoGameReview for a free account, or Login if you are already a member.
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